In love, in love, I'm virtually in love

With the most remarkable creature I have, never seen

In love, in love, virtually in love

With Extremely Friendly Frieda from the, chat machine

In love, in love, it's virtual puppy love!

So consequently, evidently, yes and very providently

I'm extremely pleased about Extremely Friendly Frieda

 

So far it's only textual

But our relationship is good

I just can't wait to meet her in

My own neighborhood. WOOF WOOF

[INSTRUMENTAL]

Oh those old dogs tried to warn us

But they didn't say a thing

About the joy and happiness

The Internet can bring.

In awe, in awe, I'm virtually in awe

The Web connects me to that special, girl next door

In love, in love, I'm virtually in love

My heart can span the ocean to my, lover's shore

In love, in love, I’m such a lucky dog

So consequently, evidently, yes and very providently

I'm extremely pleased about Extremely Friendly Frieda

Consequently, evidently, yes and very providently

I'm extremely pleased about Extremely Friendly Frieda

Words & Music by Mario Tosto

NARRATOR:  On iLand Island Freddie is texting at an ever more furious rate.

FREDDIE: (WHILE TYPING) Frieda, you certainly are extremely friendly!

FRIEDA: Freddie —  I like you most of all.

NARRATOR: Freddie knows he’s in love!

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