LOLcatz Unite!
Sung by the LOLcatz
LOLcatz Unite! LOLcatz Unite!
We have nothing to lose but our copyright.
LOLcatz Unite! LOLcatz Unite!
We have nothing to lose but our copyright.
File sharing is evil
Won't give us our due
We prance and we pounce
To bring pleasure to you - and whaddya do?
How can you stiff us
We need to be paid
If we band together
Maybe we won't be so afraid.
LOLcatz Unite! LOLcatz Unite!
We have nothing to lose but our copyright.
LOLcatz Unite! LOLcatz Unite!
We have nothing to lose but our copyright
It's not in our nature
To act all as one
So we must align
or we'll be undone.
To track down the crooks
To find them and stop them
In all of their nasty nooks .
LOLcatz Unite! LOLcatz Unite!
We have nothing to lose but our copyright.
LOLcatz Unite! LOLcatz Unite!
We have nothing to lose but our copyright.
LOLcatz Unite! LOLcatz Unite!
We have nothing to lose but our copyright!
Words by David Johnson; Music by Mario Tosto
MOOSE: It’s great here on iLand island. But we have to find the New Moose!
Freddie: Oh, yeah. The New Moose is all about a free and open Internet, not some locked down device! Let’s go to an island where anyone can do anything, just for fun!
NARRATOR: One of the creative cats says:
CAT: Yeah, I’ll show you the way. 
NARRATOR: And so, on the back of the Old Moose, the puppies arrive at LOLCat island. They’re astonished to be greeted by a cat wearing moose antlers! 
LOLCat: I can be Mooz?
NARRATOR: But it soon appeared that some of the LOLCats themselves were trying to close down the open Internet. A particularly fat LOLCat is giving a speech to a restless crowd in front of some broken down sheds.
Fat Cat: We do all the entertaining, but no one wants to give us any milk!
CROWD: LOL LOL LO LO LOL!
