Big Data
Big Data
CHORUS
Big Data, Big data
Big Data at a big trough
Big Data, Big Data
Big Data can't get enough
Big Data, we're getting fatter and fatter
Big Data, we're getting fatter and fatter
Verse:
Oh, while they thought they were searching so safely
Those pups were telling us all their tales
We scarf up their info by mining opaquely
Their texts, their links and emails.
Data this big makes a rich smorgasbord
A banquet fit for a pig
Gluttons like us are a hungry hoard
It's such a yummy shindig
CHORUS
What if the puppies raise a fuss about us,
What if they protest and whine?
We chide them for ever daring to doubt us
Then dash back to the data chow line
CHORUS
Big Data, great big data
Getting bigger all the time
Big Data, great big data
Big Data come on buddies let's dine
We're Big Data, we’re getting fatter and fatter
We're Big Data, we’re getting fatter and fatter
We're Big Data, we’re getting fat on you
Words & Music by Mario Tosto
NARRATOR: While listening to the debate, Freddie and Frieda snuggle closer together.
FREDDIE: We haven’t found the New Moose yet, but at least we’ve already found each other!
FREDDIE: (gulping) Ok
FRIEDA: I’ll just tweet an invitation to all of my friends.
FREDDIE: ALL of them?
SOUNDS OF MANY WEDDING TWEETS.
SOUNDS OF THOUSANDS OF REPLIES.
FRIEDA: Wow, look at that. Everyone accepted!
NARRATOR: They came from far and wide.
PIG: It’s great that everyone is coming for this so-called wedding. If we can persuade the Seals to harass the Puppies and Penguins and their friends, they’ll be so scared that they’ll stay on Safe island and we can gorge on big data.