Big Data

 

CHORUS

Big Data, Big data

Big Data at a big trough

Big Data, Big Data

Big Data can't get enough

Big Data, we're getting fatter and fatter

Big Data, we're getting fatter and fatter


Verse:

Oh, while they thought they were searching so safely

Those pups were telling us all their tales

We scarf up their info by mining opaquely

Their texts, their links and emails.


Data this big makes a rich smorgasbord

A banquet fit for a pig

Gluttons like us are a hungry hoard

It's such a yummy shindig


CHORUS


What if the puppies raise a fuss about us,

What if they protest and whine?

We chide them for ever daring to doubt us

Then dash back to the data chow line


CHORUS

Big Data, great big data

Getting bigger all the time

Big Data, great big data

Big Data come on buddies let's dine

We're Big Data, we’re getting fatter and fatter

We're Big Data, we’re getting fatter and fatter

We're Big Data, we’re getting fat on you


Words & Music by Mario Tosto

NARRATOR: While listening to the debate, Freddie and Frieda snuggle closer together.

FREDDIE: We haven’t found the New Moose yet, but at least we’ve already found each other!

FRIEDA: Oh Freddie. Let’s plan a big wedding and invite everyone we know.

FREDDIE: (gulping) Ok

FRIEDA: I’ll just tweet an invitation to all of my friends.

FREDDIE: ALL of them?


   SOUNDS OF MANY WEDDING TWEETS.

   SOUNDS OF THOUSANDS OF REPLIES.

FRIEDA: Wow, look at that. Everyone accepted!

NARRATOR: They came from far and wide.

NARRATOR: Meanwhile, a pig is scheming with a wolf.

PIG: It’s great that everyone is coming for this so-called wedding. If we can persuade the Seals to harass the Puppies and Penguins and their friends, they’ll be so scared that they’ll stay on Safe island and we can gorge on big data.

ROOSKI: I am with you there, mister Piggy!