Rooski Mafiooski

 

Ha-ha-ha-ha, ho-ho-ho-ho, ha-ha-ha, ho ho!



Welcome to the Internet

Relax your guard, my trusting pet

See racy sites or place a bet

And do it all, do not forget

In pretty good privacy

Ha-ha-ha-ha, ho-ho-ho-ho, in pretty good privacy

Ha-ha-ha-ha, ho-ho-ho-ho, in pretty good privacy


A wild frontier with rubber rules

We take your time, your cash, your jewels

And with our ever-clever tools

We take your own identity

ha-ha-ha-ha, ho-ho-ho-ho

In perfect privacy ha-ha-ha-ha ho-ho-ho-ho!


    1. Enter, dear, don't listen to that silly Moose
      The times have changed since Jefferson
      Click click away, click anything you choose
      Ha-ha-ha ho-ho in pretty good privacy.
      Ha-ha-ha ho-ho in pretty good privacy.
      Click, click, click-click-click
      Click, click ha-ha, ho-ho!


Words & Music by Mario Tosto

 

But since when have the young ever listened to their parents? The puppies are too excited to give a up a chance to explore the internet -- so the Moose offers to give them a ride to the nearest island where they might search for the New Moose.

Unfortunately, the nearest island is Malware Island -- only a click away. A dark cloud hangs overhead and in the middle is a mountain of trash. The exploration party is greeted by a group of shady looking wolves in trench coats.