Devices

Sung by the LOLcatz

 

FREDDIE:  Well, it doesn’t look like we’ll find the New Moose here! Let’s check a map

NARRATOR: iLand Island looks more promising. It’s close at hand and is described in travel brochures as free of nasty bugs. Pretty icons hang from the trees.
Upon arrival, the puppies are greeted by a small group of cool cats who are all holding different kinds of electronic devices.

FREDDIE:  Uh, excuse me. Might there be a moose somewhere around this island?

NARRATOR:  But the cats just continue to stare at their screens. Finally, they look up, notice the puppies, ignore their request and break into this pitiful song:

 

Devices, devices,

They lead to all our vices


My smartphone won't let me alone

It's always in-

-terrupting


Devices, devices,

My browser has a mind of its own

I tell you it's corrupting


Devices, devices,

They lead to all our vices


This constant tweet and twitter

Is making me quite bitter


Devices, devices,

They lead to all our vices

Devices, devices,

Devices, devices

Devices, devices


Words & Music by Mario Tosto