The Eaglebot

 

Chorus:

From up on high I keep my watch

On the pupulace as they come and go

Taking down every word and move

As day by day the data flow

No need to tell me what you've got

I am the great all-seeing

Eaglebot


Verse1:

Our tight controls and monied schemes

Are doomed if they find another moose

Trusting in my select search routines

I'll distract them with confusing news


Verse2:

I'll tell them I have joined their search

And where to go to gain their prize

That'll leave them in the lurch

Trusting my advice and not their eyes.


Chorus


Verse3

I'll keep them busy and preoccupied

Because I govern all cyberspace

They'll never know they've been compromised

I'll send 'em on a wild moose chase!


Verse4

When asked to serve my country I said yes!

I was such an eager volunteer

I grab data with such finesse

That into the future I can peer


CHORUS

From up on high I keep my watch

On the pupulace as they come and go

Taking down every word and move

As day by day the data flow

Oh what a friend those Piggies got

A weapon of moose destruction I'm the

Eaglebot

A weapon of moose destruction I'm the

Eaglebot

Words & Music by Mario Tosto

FREDDIE: It looks like we’ve been searching for the New Moose in all the wrong places.

FRIEDA: Yeah. We need to search for a way to find the moose, not for the Moose itself.  Let’s go meta!

MOOSE: There’s an island for that! Search Island.

FREDDIE & FRIEDA: “Off to search island we go!”

NARRATOR: But, meanwhile, on Search Island, the Eaglebot had been in touch with the Pigs and is already waiting for the band of explorers to arrive. Search island is a barren place, with a huge mountain of data in the middle. At the top of the mountain, the Eaglebot, with mechanical wings and laser eyes, brags about his awesomeness.