Seals of Disapproval

Sung by Sammy

 

We are the seals of disapproval

If we do not approve of you

We will see to your removal

We will soon dispense with you. 

You're done.

Fate sealed.

Stamped out.


We put our stamp of disapproval

On those who venture to the open sea

Some have said it's a bit too feudal

But we’ve got stamps that disagree.

They're done. 

Fate sealed.

Stamped out.  


We are the seals of disapproval

My love life’s gone to the dogs

So my gang'll fight until we move all 

Those puppies to an icy gulag.

It’s war! 

Fate sealed.

Stamped out.

Chill, Freddie, chill!


We are the seals of disapproval

And this kind of union isn’t gonna do

It’s a threat and a gross refutal

Of all the world has been accustomed to.

It’s wrong.

Be gone.

Fate sealed.

Depleted.

Defeated.

Obsoleted.

Fate sealed.

Stamped out!

Music by Mario Tosto; Words by David Johnson & Mario Tosto

MOOSE: Very Nice. Very Nice. Thank you, Penguins. Now, do you, Frieda, take
this overly enthusiastic puppy to be your companion for the exploration of a free and open Internet?

FRIEDA: I extremely do!

MOOSE: Do you, Freddie - Freddie, over here - agree to boldly go into frigid and uncharted waters in the company of this charming and beautiful companion?

FREDDIE: (gulp) I do.

MOOSE: Very well, now, I now pronounce you BFF.

FREDDIE: (clueless) BFF? What’s that?

FRIEDA: (joyful) BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!

NARRATOR: On a nearby hill, a Pig is watching.

PIG: Holy Sow! We won’t get our big data if they all leave Safe Island for the free and open Internet! It’s time to order the ATTACK!!!

attack buzzer sounds

NARRATOR: Sammy the seal of disapproval, and ex- boyfriend of Frieda’s, rallies his bully buddies to surround and harass the wedding party.