The Moose that Brought the News

Sung by The Moose himself!

 

Ahhhooooo - here’s a true story about a moose:

In 1787 I was shipped off to Paris to be used

By Thomas Jefferson who set out to show

Something the Old World didn’t know

About the newwwwww.

I was the moose that brought the news.


In those days the Old World thought the New World was just a sham

That nothing over there could be new or better than

The science and achievements of the past

And that nothing from The West would ever last

They never knewwwwwwwwwwwww

I was the moose that brought the news.


When the finest minds of Europe saw me they began to be convinced

And even though at first the sight of me caused most of them to wince

They began to open up their minds

And to find what was out there to find

About the newwwwwwwwwww

I was the moose that brought the news.


But today an old symbol like me isn’t gonna do

To show that there’s a whole new world waiting there for you

We need novel way to show

The Internet’s the place to go

We need a newwwwww

Moose to bring the news


A newwwwww

Moose to bring the news


Newwww

Moose to bring the news!

Words & Music by Mario Tosto

On a small island in the middle of a bright blue sea, a pack of pup scouts accompanied by a few Wise Old Dogs, roast marshmallows around a campfire. To their surprise, a Moose appears from behind a tree. He comes over to introdoose himself and tells them a very interesting story.